Category Archive: Humor

Exclusive video & audio of IDF preventing terror attack.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS! You may have seen this footage of the IDF intercepting a group of terrorists emerging from a tunnel en-route to an attempted terror attack. The Mike Report has obtained exclusive… Continue reading

NIF rushes emergency war grants to fund protests against Israel

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE… The citizens of Israel are now into their second week of a horrific war of rockets inflicted upon them primarily by the Hamas terror group operating out of Gaza.… Continue reading

Richard Silverstein serves up a cheap whine

Richard Silverstein posted a pathetic kvetch on his hate-blog today. Seems he is just mystified why local media aren’t clamoring to hear him prattle about his upcoming anti-Israel BDS “event”. Says Silverstein… I’ve… Continue reading

Men in Black Kippot

Designed to bust morale and break our will to fight, The Mike Report has often referred to the BDS movement as the Psy-ops unit in the war against Israel. But the good guys… Continue reading

When Jeremy Ben-Ami met with Mahmoud Abbas – an imaginary fact based conversation

In Israel this morning, the media was  preoccupied with the announcement that Fatah and Hamas had agreed to a unity government, a treaty between terrorists if you will. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu… Continue reading

Homecoming Celebration at Al-Quds University

Tablet Magazine and many other news sources today reported on a lively paramilitary display put on by the fun loving co-eds at Al-Quds University near Jerusalem this past Sunday. While one may be… Continue reading

This is (the real) Palestine

THE MIKE REPORT GIVES A HELPING HAND TO PALESTINE VIDEO EFFORT H/T Israellycool: As part of  the This Is Palestine exhibition in Dubai, “The biggest Palestinian cultural events ever staged”,  organizers have produced a… Continue reading

Breaking News: Special report from Haaretz

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Iranian weapons ship arrives in Eilat is our cartoon today

From Haaretz: Dozens of journalists, most of them foreign, will attend a weapons exhibit and press conference on Monday afternoon, in which the arms seized on the Klos C vessel will be displayed. Prime… Continue reading

Hamas accident inspires a new cartoon

The Iranian FARS news agency reports today that a Hamas field commander was killed in what it called  an accidental “internal explosion”. Medical sources said that nine others were wounded.  Hamas named 30-year-old Ibrahim Nagib… Continue reading

Scratch the surface and find the Jew hater

I am relatively new to the whole Twitter thing.  True I have had an account for some time, but frankly I just didn’t get the appeal. The BDS fail at UCLA prompted me… Continue reading

UW rejects ASA Israel boycott…and a new cartoon!

  Seattle – Michael K. Young,  President of Washington State’s flagship university announced today the University of Washington’s rejection of   calls for a “boycott by American higher education institutions of universities and their… Continue reading

Stupid French Anti-Semites fall for fake Sarah Palin news story

ANTI-SEMITIC NEWS SERVICE FALLS FOR PALIN PRANK Anti-semitic French “Comedian” and politician  Dieudonne’s fascistic antics went relatively unnoticed in the United States until a photo of San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker  displaying Dieudonne’s trademark… Continue reading

Richard Silverstein calls himself a racist

Loyal Mike Report readers will recall past posts featuring Richard Silverstein.  Silverstein is likely the most prolific and wackiest anti-Israel blogger-twitterer in the blogotwittersphere.  And he lives in Seattle, making him a personal source… Continue reading

How to speak Terrorist

After a day or two of  reading news reports from Palestinian media you will be forced to come to the uncomfortable conclusion that Israel has a real problem with olives.   Several times… Continue reading

Pals fly Nazi flag is our Cartoon of the Day.

We reported in aprevious post how the Palestinian village of Beit Umar has a preoccupation with Nazi memorabilia, most notably the occasional flying of the Nazi flag over the village minarets. We noted at… Continue reading

More Crazy Stuff Linda Frank Says

Readers of The Mike Report are familiar with Linda Frank, the fun loving anti-Israel extremist who visited Hamas run Gaza in 2009, accuses Israel of using snipers to murder children and compared  the… Continue reading

More recycled news from Ma’an Palestinian News Agency

What do you do on a slow news day? Well if you are the Palestinian Ma’an News agency you just make up some news or if you are really lazy you just recycle some… Continue reading

Kerry’s warning is our Cartoon of the Day

At a press conference today Secretary of State John Kerry  demanded dictator Bashar Al Assad give up his chemical weapons stockpiles and then issued the following powerful warning to the Syrian regime (see below).… Continue reading

1st Annual Letter of the Year Award

The Jewish New Year of 5774 is upon us so what better time to bestow The Mike Report 1st Annual Letter of the Year Award to our lucky winner. This special honor is presented to… Continue reading