White House Rejects Death Star Petition Proposal

Proponents of a US built Death Star gathered enough signatures to earn an official White House response to their proposal. The White House identified three primary reasons why the Defense Department would not be pursuing  construction of the moon sized weapon.

1) The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000.  2) The Administration does not support blowing up planets.  3) Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?” Read the entire petition response here.

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